TODD'S PLAN
Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake
She's bakin' for me
Yo!
Come down to my shop, You might get turned into meat
Not your average barber cause I act like a freak
Better pay me a good tip when you're in my seat
I know that you'll like it when my work is complete
Or you're gonna die and you'll go missing
Yes, Ms. Lovett's here in the kitchen for me
Nope, There are no barbers that outdo me
Except it might get gory, Shit works different with me
Todd's plan, Todd's plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't yeah
I'll spill your blood and slice your throat, ayyy, throat
I distressed that one judge bro, ayyy, stressed
Kinda look like Johnny D, Depp traits
My razors are super clean, yeah, way
I made sure that London eat...
...With kills
Meat pies
There's a lot of meat pies
That's she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'
She's bakin' for me
Meat pies
Made a lot of meat pies
She keeps bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'
She's bakin' for me
Yeah, ayyy, ayyy
Ms. Lovett is lovely, I think she wants to f*ck me
I only love my job and my razor, I'm sorry
Scrubba-dub, I'll leather you up with my warm cream
Nicely done, You might escape if you're a smarty
And you know me
Turned that judge dude into some loose meat, Ugh
I'm the crazy hazy bloke named Sweeney
You might think your pie tastes rather spleeny
Todd's plan, Todd's plan
I can't do this on my own, ayy, no, ayy
Corpses stink when decomposed, yep, 'posed
Need Ms. Lovett down below, ayy, low, ayy
Near the oven cranks the heat, yeah, hot
Then she whips up somethin' sweet, ayy, Yum
I make sure that London eat, yuh
...With kills
Meat pies
There's a lot of meat pies
That she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'
She's bakin' for me
Yeah, yeah
Meat pies
There's a lot of meat pies
That she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'
She's bakin' for me
Yeah
