Saturday, April 18, 2026

 




TODD'S PLAN

Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake



Yeah, She's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'

She's bakin' for me


Yo!


Come down to my shop, You might get turned into meat

Not your average barber cause I act like a freak

Better pay me a good tip when you're in my seat

I know that you'll like it when my work is complete

Or you're gonna die and you'll go missing

Yes, Ms. Lovett's here in the kitchen for me

Nope, There are no barbers that outdo me

Except it might get gory, Shit works different with me


Todd's plan, Todd's plan

I hold back, sometimes I won't yeah

I'll spill your blood and slice your throat, ayyy, throat

I distressed that one judge bro, ayyy, stressed

Kinda look like Johnny D, Depp traits

My razors are super clean, yeah, way

I made sure that London eat...

...With kills


Meat pies

There's a lot of meat pies

That's she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'

She's bakin' for me


Meat pies

Made a lot of meat pies

She keeps bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'

She's bakin' for me

Yeah, ayyy, ayyy


Ms. Lovett is lovely, I think she wants to f*ck me

I only love my job and my razor, I'm sorry

Scrubba-dub, I'll leather you up with my warm cream

Nicely done, You might escape if you're a smarty

And you know me

Turned that judge dude into some loose meat, Ugh

I'm the crazy hazy bloke named Sweeney

You might think your pie tastes rather spleeny


Todd's plan, Todd's plan

I can't do this on my own, ayy, no, ayy

Corpses stink when decomposed, yep, 'posed

Need Ms. Lovett down below, ayy, low, ayy

Near the oven cranks the heat, yeah, hot

Then she whips up somethin' sweet, ayy, Yum

I make sure that London eat, yuh

...With kills


Meat pies

There's a lot of meat pies

That she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'

She's bakin' for me

Yeah, yeah

Meat pies

There's a lot of meat pies

That she's bakin' and bakin' and bakin' and bakin'

She's bakin' for me

Yeah