Number 10: Jane
"Tarzan"
Smart, fun, funny... British. Everything there is and more is bundled up inside this attractive scientist. I originally had Peg from Goof Troop in this spot but then I realized there's no way that a dog is more attractive than this beautiful scientist. Plus look at her at the end of the film wearing a skimpy skirt and and even skimpier shirt and tell me that she isn't hot. If you do, you're a liar.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
She's the girlfriend of a crazed jungle man, Tarzan (the Ape Man). This man is able to kill a jaguar who attacked and killed both his gorilla mom's baby as well as Tarzan's family (so this is one kitty that doesn't go down easy). Plus after living in the Jungle for all that time she probably has countless diseases that you really don't want to catch. So best bet is to stay away.
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Number 9: Rapunzel
"Tangled"
Disney's newest princess Rapunzel is a total babe. I haven't seen much of this movie yet seeing that I'm a guy and going to a theater to see "Tangled" would lose me some major man-points unless I was going with my daughter (which I don't have) or I'm on a date (which I'm probably not going to get). Still I might go once it hits the dollar theater since it's been getting some great reviews and from the trailer it looks pretty entertaining (although totally a chick movie).
Hooking up with this girl?
- If you're able to get past her intense weapon (her hair) which she can control like octopus tentacles then it shouldn't be that hard to get with her. She's chick who just wants to have fun and see some flashing lights (which probably means she would have fun at a rave).
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Number 8: Kim Possible
"Kim Possible" (Television Show)
Those of you guys who know me know I have HUGE thing for redheads. Which is without a doubt why Kim Possible made this list. She's a butt-kicking girl who doesn't need a man to protect her unlike a lot of these prissy Disney princesses. She's the Disney Channel action hero (just as tough as all the princes and heroes in the Disney films). A regular tom-boy and a complete hottie as well.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Don't be an idiot and try to use stupid pick-up lines on this chick or she'll kick your ass. She's been known to beat up guys for worse. Plus you have to deal with her large selection of weapons made by the computer nerd Wade (which makes things even worse). Ron is also a problem because he's one of those best friends who has a total crush on her but she just doesn't realize it (kinda like that kid from "Not Another Teen Movie") plus he owns a naked mole rat (and those things are just gross).
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Number 7: Giselle
"Enchanted"
As I've said many, many, many times before Amy Adams is a total babe. Sure "Enchanted" is a chick movie but the fact that she's in it wearing just a towel in once scene makes it enough of man-friendly film that it doesn't really matter. Thus how can the animated version of Amy Adams be anything but hot?
Hooking Up With This Girl?
She falls in love with a handsome guy who spends his free-time fighting trolls but doesn't fall for him because he saves her from one she just happens to fall from a tree onto his horse in front of him and they sing. So basically if you're a good looking guy who can sing and dance she's yours. She doesn't even care if you smell like troll guts, because there's no way that after a battle like that Edward can smell all that great. Also she's probably your best bet for hooking up with a Disney Princess in the real world seeing that she got sucked there by an evil witch (which makes her a human instead of a cartoon).
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Number 6: Ariel "The Little Mermaid"
Okay this one might be on the verge of pedophilia since according to "The Little Mermaid" she's 16 years old. But hey 16 is still legal, right? Alright this one might be a bit controversial but who didn't want to tap this mermaid after seeing her in her seashell bra in the film? And I mean when she's posing on that rock in one of the most memorable moments in this film it can't be conveyed any other way than her... O-face. As wrong as it may be Ariel is one of the first girls we remember as children liking so it's not all that wrong to still like her today.
Hooking up with this girl?
As a mermaid it might be a difficult because that's been on problem that every man who has saw a beautiful mermaid has wondered about. Do fish actually have vaginas? I'm not quite sure nor am I quite sure I would want to do it with a fish no matter how hot her top half was. Even as a human you might be screwed out of doing it with her though because she's pretty dedicated to Eric (giving up her voice just to be with him... That's dedication). Although it might just be a phase and soon she'll be back on the market, in that case go for it.
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Number 5: Belle
"Beauty And The Beast"
Belle is hot because she's basically a Disney Nerd who's also a smoking hot chick. She loves to read and has a dad who's a mad scientist. She's the kind of hottie all nerds (like myself) want to wind up with because she's the kind of nerdy girl that all of the jocks (like Gaston) want to get with. She's one of the best Disney Princesses because she has a character who isn't just skin deep.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Not a cake walk my friends. Not only does she have morals (and Gaston has tried every pick up line on her in the history of pick-up lines), which means she's not going to fall for someone unless she in fact legitimately sees past their exterior motives and looks in the heart of her suitor. Gaston is your typical high school jock who has women falling for him and if Belle won't get with him what makes you think you're going to? Plus she's married to a Prince who used to be a gigantic beast with razor sharp claws and you don't want to fuck with that.
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Number 4: Jessica Rabbit
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
I'm sure that plenty of you are shocked that Jessica Rabbit isn't number one on my list of Disney Babes, but I have more refined tastes than that. Yes, She's hot but she's the kind of girl that everybody wants and I'm never a guy to fit into the crowd not even when it comes to my women. It's hard not to put her at the top of the list with such a bitchin' body and you know me and redheads which makes her a shoe in for being in the Top Five.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Everybody wants to but she's in love with Roger Rabbit because as she says "He makes me laugh". She has been known to play Patty-Cake from time to time (if you know what I mean, in order to get ahead in the business) so if you're a Network Executive you might be in luck. If you want to see her perform though her shows can be seen at the Ink and Paint club (which are pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself).
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Number 3: Elastigirl/ Helen Parr "The Incredibles"
Helen Parr is a total Milf (with two kids Violet and Dash). She's got the ability to kick some ass like Kim Possible (up above) and she's without a doubt as hot as the rest of the women on this list. Plus seeing her flirt with Mr. Incredible saying: "You've got to be more..... Flexible" can make any guy want to bring her back to his Fortress of Solitude. She's a sexy mom and an even sexier superhero.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Probably the most challenging yet because she is indeed a superhero so she can total kick your ass if you try to make a move on her (because as I said she is happily married). And if she won't mess you up you got to believe her husband Mr. Incredible will. The man's main ability is super strength and he's able to lift huge trains as part of a work-out regiment, so if you try to hit on his wife you're pretty much a goner.
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Number 2: Jasmine
"Aladdin"
If it's not Jessica Rabbit making the top of everybody's Disney "To Do" list it's Jasmine and still she's number 2 on my personal list. There's no way that she can be over-looked because she's without a doubt the most scantily-clad of the Disney Princesses wearing a belly dancer's shirt (showing plenty of skin). She's also a girl who likes adventure and doesn't like to be cooped up stuck in her temple which makes her even better for me because if there's something I like it's adventure. Plus she owns a trained tiger which is just awesome!
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Not a fan of show-offs as Aladdin learned by having a huge parade celebrating him in which she completely has enough. So for me that will work out perfectly because I'm far from being a show-off (I have nothing at all to show-off about me). I'm also about the same shape and size of her dad and it's said that girls like guys who're like their dads. And at the moment she's with a "Street Rat" so a guy with some cash might have a chance with her because after all she is a princess.
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Number One: Megara
"Hercules"
Without a doubt the hottest babe to come out the Disney cannon. I mean she's got it all. She's got the looks (there's no way you can tell me that this chick isn't drop dead sexy). She's got the rough around the edges attitude (which is a total turn on). She makes bad decisions (which is why she got mixed up with the whole Hades scenario all because she fell for some dude). I mean if there's a hotter chick in all of Ancient Greece, I haven't seen her. Move aside Helen of Troy. It's Meg's turn to shine.
Hooking Up With This Chick?
Okay, This one might be a bit of an issue. You see, Yeah, she does make bad decisions and makes deals with the Greek version of Satan in order to hook up with a guy who just left her for another chick but her current boyfriend is no picnic in taking on head to head. He worked his way to the top (as far to the top as you can go. He became a God!) You think it's rough to fight Mr. Incredible? Try taking on Hercules. The strongest man in the Universe. Think again tough guy.
Disney's newest princess Rapunzel is a total babe. I haven't seen much of this movie yet seeing that I'm a guy and going to a theater to see "Tangled" would lose me some major man-points unless I was going with my daughter (which I don't have) or I'm on a date (which I'm probably not going to get). Still I might go once it hits the dollar theater since it's been getting some great reviews and from the trailer it looks pretty entertaining (although totally a chick movie).
Hooking up with this girl?
- If you're able to get past her intense weapon (her hair) which she can control like octopus tentacles then it shouldn't be that hard to get with her. She's chick who just wants to have fun and see some flashing lights (which probably means she would have fun at a rave).
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Number 8: Kim Possible
"Kim Possible" (Television Show)
Those of you guys who know me know I have HUGE thing for redheads. Which is without a doubt why Kim Possible made this list. She's a butt-kicking girl who doesn't need a man to protect her unlike a lot of these prissy Disney princesses. She's the Disney Channel action hero (just as tough as all the princes and heroes in the Disney films). A regular tom-boy and a complete hottie as well.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Don't be an idiot and try to use stupid pick-up lines on this chick or she'll kick your ass. She's been known to beat up guys for worse. Plus you have to deal with her large selection of weapons made by the computer nerd Wade (which makes things even worse). Ron is also a problem because he's one of those best friends who has a total crush on her but she just doesn't realize it (kinda like that kid from "Not Another Teen Movie") plus he owns a naked mole rat (and those things are just gross).
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Number 7: Giselle
"Enchanted"
As I've said many, many, many times before Amy Adams is a total babe. Sure "Enchanted" is a chick movie but the fact that she's in it wearing just a towel in once scene makes it enough of man-friendly film that it doesn't really matter. Thus how can the animated version of Amy Adams be anything but hot?
Hooking Up With This Girl?
She falls in love with a handsome guy who spends his free-time fighting trolls but doesn't fall for him because he saves her from one she just happens to fall from a tree onto his horse in front of him and they sing. So basically if you're a good looking guy who can sing and dance she's yours. She doesn't even care if you smell like troll guts, because there's no way that after a battle like that Edward can smell all that great. Also she's probably your best bet for hooking up with a Disney Princess in the real world seeing that she got sucked there by an evil witch (which makes her a human instead of a cartoon).
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Number 6: Ariel "The Little Mermaid"
Okay this one might be on the verge of pedophilia since according to "The Little Mermaid" she's 16 years old. But hey 16 is still legal, right? Alright this one might be a bit controversial but who didn't want to tap this mermaid after seeing her in her seashell bra in the film? And I mean when she's posing on that rock in one of the most memorable moments in this film it can't be conveyed any other way than her... O-face. As wrong as it may be Ariel is one of the first girls we remember as children liking so it's not all that wrong to still like her today.
Hooking up with this girl?
As a mermaid it might be a difficult because that's been on problem that every man who has saw a beautiful mermaid has wondered about. Do fish actually have vaginas? I'm not quite sure nor am I quite sure I would want to do it with a fish no matter how hot her top half was. Even as a human you might be screwed out of doing it with her though because she's pretty dedicated to Eric (giving up her voice just to be with him... That's dedication). Although it might just be a phase and soon she'll be back on the market, in that case go for it.
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Number 5: Belle
"Beauty And The Beast"
Belle is hot because she's basically a Disney Nerd who's also a smoking hot chick. She loves to read and has a dad who's a mad scientist. She's the kind of hottie all nerds (like myself) want to wind up with because she's the kind of nerdy girl that all of the jocks (like Gaston) want to get with. She's one of the best Disney Princesses because she has a character who isn't just skin deep.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Not a cake walk my friends. Not only does she have morals (and Gaston has tried every pick up line on her in the history of pick-up lines), which means she's not going to fall for someone unless she in fact legitimately sees past their exterior motives and looks in the heart of her suitor. Gaston is your typical high school jock who has women falling for him and if Belle won't get with him what makes you think you're going to? Plus she's married to a Prince who used to be a gigantic beast with razor sharp claws and you don't want to fuck with that.
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Number 4: Jessica Rabbit
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
I'm sure that plenty of you are shocked that Jessica Rabbit isn't number one on my list of Disney Babes, but I have more refined tastes than that. Yes, She's hot but she's the kind of girl that everybody wants and I'm never a guy to fit into the crowd not even when it comes to my women. It's hard not to put her at the top of the list with such a bitchin' body and you know me and redheads which makes her a shoe in for being in the Top Five.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Everybody wants to but she's in love with Roger Rabbit because as she says "He makes me laugh". She has been known to play Patty-Cake from time to time (if you know what I mean, in order to get ahead in the business) so if you're a Network Executive you might be in luck. If you want to see her perform though her shows can be seen at the Ink and Paint club (which are pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself).
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Number 3: Elastigirl/ Helen Parr "The Incredibles"
Helen Parr is a total Milf (with two kids Violet and Dash). She's got the ability to kick some ass like Kim Possible (up above) and she's without a doubt as hot as the rest of the women on this list. Plus seeing her flirt with Mr. Incredible saying: "You've got to be more..... Flexible" can make any guy want to bring her back to his Fortress of Solitude. She's a sexy mom and an even sexier superhero.
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Probably the most challenging yet because she is indeed a superhero so she can total kick your ass if you try to make a move on her (because as I said she is happily married). And if she won't mess you up you got to believe her husband Mr. Incredible will. The man's main ability is super strength and he's able to lift huge trains as part of a work-out regiment, so if you try to hit on his wife you're pretty much a goner.
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Number 2: Jasmine
"Aladdin"
If it's not Jessica Rabbit making the top of everybody's Disney "To Do" list it's Jasmine and still she's number 2 on my personal list. There's no way that she can be over-looked because she's without a doubt the most scantily-clad of the Disney Princesses wearing a belly dancer's shirt (showing plenty of skin). She's also a girl who likes adventure and doesn't like to be cooped up stuck in her temple which makes her even better for me because if there's something I like it's adventure. Plus she owns a trained tiger which is just awesome!
Hooking Up With This Girl?
Not a fan of show-offs as Aladdin learned by having a huge parade celebrating him in which she completely has enough. So for me that will work out perfectly because I'm far from being a show-off (I have nothing at all to show-off about me). I'm also about the same shape and size of her dad and it's said that girls like guys who're like their dads. And at the moment she's with a "Street Rat" so a guy with some cash might have a chance with her because after all she is a princess.
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Number One: Megara
"Hercules"
Without a doubt the hottest babe to come out the Disney cannon. I mean she's got it all. She's got the looks (there's no way you can tell me that this chick isn't drop dead sexy). She's got the rough around the edges attitude (which is a total turn on). She makes bad decisions (which is why she got mixed up with the whole Hades scenario all because she fell for some dude). I mean if there's a hotter chick in all of Ancient Greece, I haven't seen her. Move aside Helen of Troy. It's Meg's turn to shine.
Hooking Up With This Chick?
Okay, This one might be a bit of an issue. You see, Yeah, she does make bad decisions and makes deals with the Greek version of Satan in order to hook up with a guy who just left her for another chick but her current boyfriend is no picnic in taking on head to head. He worked his way to the top (as far to the top as you can go. He became a God!) You think it's rough to fight Mr. Incredible? Try taking on Hercules. The strongest man in the Universe. Think again tough guy.
